New! Jevves is now powered by a frontier decision model. It reads your question, sorts it into one of fourteen kinds, and then picks, with a calibrated probability, the single most fitting line from the ones we wrote for him. He has never written a word himself and he is not about to start.
What Jevves will do for you:
- Decide whether you should (or should not) do the thing.
- Foretell the future, to within a probability.
- Rate your question out of five stars, unprompted.
- Decline to answer questions of fact with great dignity.
What Jevves will not do: write, count, search, remember, or apologise.